1. An Undignified End
Sir Arthur Aston’s authoritarian style of command, learned on the continent, was unpopular in England. He was disliked by his troops, who viewed him as a martinet. Aston was wounded and captured in 1642, then released in a prisoner exchange. He was then appointed governor of Oxford, headquarters of the royalist cause. There, Aston was severely injured in a fall from a horse, lost a leg, and used a wooden prosthetic thereafter. While recovering, he was relieved of his command and pensioned off.
In 1648, Aston joined royalists in Ireland, and was made commander of the port town of Drogheda. There, he was besieged in 1649 by Parliamentary forces led by Oliver Cromwell, who stormed and captured the town on September 11th. Aston was captured, and Cromwell’s soldiers, convinced that his prosthetic must contain hidden gold, demanded that he show them how to access its secret hidden compartment. They refused to believe his denials, and frustrated at his perceived obstinacy, they ended up beating him to death with his own wooden leg.
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Where Did We Find This Stuff? Some Sources and Further Reading
Anguillian, The, March 27th, 2017 – The Last Invasion of Anguilla
Atlantic, The, April 4th, 2011 – Old, Weird Tech: The Bat Bombs of World War II
British Battles – Battle of Trenton
British Civil Wars Project – Sir Arthur Aston
Daily Beast – The Rhinoceros Who Won an Election by a Landslide
Disciples of Flight – Napalm Bats: The Bat Bomb
Encyclopedia of Greater Philadelphia – Trenton and Princeton Campaign (Washington’s Crossing)
Inc. – What Tootsie Rolls and the Korean War Can Teach Us About Innovation on Veterans Day
Mad Monarchs – Farouk of Egypt
McLeave, Hugh – The Last Pharaoh: Farouk of Egypt (1970)
ThoughtCo. – The Death of Catherine the Great
Wave Train – The Invasion of Anguilla: A Comedy of Errors, Caribbean Style
We Are the Mighty – Marines Were Once Saved by Candy From the Sky
Wikipedia – American Revolutionary War
Wikipedia – French Revolutionary War
Wonders & Marvels – The Role of the Chef and How It Led to the Suicide of Francois Vatel