The One Who Cried Beef
I had a customer order a cheeseburger he ate it and then came back for a second order of Chili.
When he got the chilli he complained that there was beef in it and that he couldn’t eat beef because he was deathly allergic and would die instantly if he ate any. I of course asked if he wanted me to call an ambulance. He asked why? and I said because you ate a cheeseburger…
He then turned to beat red at his own stupidity and said.. no and just left in shame I guess.